
Tales From A Harrogate Caravan
Chapter 13 — Settling at the Arms
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Lorraine’s daughter, Rebecca, had been given one of the guest rooms to sleep in, but that meant there was one less room to rent out. When her son, Ross, turned up, it meant other accommodation was necessary, and a significant amount of money was taken out for the purchase of a big static caravan to house both children. I didn’t mind, as the large caravan had three bedrooms, and that meant opportunity for Alex to leave Rebecca’s, his sister’s, and finally come and live with me in Harrogate.
That was one of the best days there when Alex arrived with his cat, Faye. She was terrified at first, but like all cats, when they have an abundance of trees and mice around them, she quickly acclimatised, and she fell into the life of living there. I think she also felt at ease with being once again reunited with the three dogs, which made a complete fuss of her when she was let out of her cage.
Alex’s first night in the static caravan was his last.
In the morning, Rebecca complained of asthma from the cat, and Lorraine picked the phone up, and within the day a small, cheap caravan was purchased for Alex and his cat. I don’t think Alex minded, as he had his own place now, even though it was kind of tiny.
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Everything should have run smoothly in the business, as Lorraine not only had the full retinue of staff from the previous owners, but she also had the two girls she’d brought with her. In addition, there were Rebecca, Alex, Ross, and me to help out wherever needed. She had a surfeit of staff compared with the previous regime. When you run a small business, whose clientele is wholly the customer who walks in the door and wishes to be treated well, you cannot make many mistakes.
It was a Sunday, and the day was beautiful; early autumn, but green still showered the trees with colour, and there was a sort of festive spirit in the air, too. Harrogate had been voted the happiest place to live in England, and I think a fair few of them visited the Harrogate Arms that day. I’d been to visit Rebecca and Danny in Leeds, and it was sometime after three in the afternoon when I returned. The lawns were packed, and the terraces were showered with groups of people having fun in the afternoon sun. I decided to take a seat beneath a big, old tree near the entrance and have a rest and watch the scenery a little while before going into the pub.
It doesn’t take much perspicacity, however, to change a quiet moment for a disquieted one. When I looked closer, people around weren’t exactly having fun, but each appeared to demonstrate some sort of twisted anger in their faces. Groups of people passed by the seat I was sat on, and words such as, ‘Atrocious….Bloody awful! Disgraceful! I won’t be coming back here again…Neither will I….,’ and many other verbal demonstrations of insult.
It was a woman called Magda, which I learned afterwards was her name, who politely asked if I was the owner, as she noticed Shep, the large Alsatian I had, sat at the side of me, and which someone had earlier told her belonged to the owner.
‘Are you the owner?’
‘Yes. Can I help?’ This was probably the first customer I had ever spoken to since I moved into the Harrogate Arms.
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About Karl Swainston
Karl Swainston is a writer and storyteller whose work is forged from a life lived across the North of England and far beyond. Growing up on a Leeds council estate in the 1960s, Karl's journey was anything but linear. By the age of thirty, he had already lived a dozen lives: from the rigors of grammar school to a degree in Latin, a stint as a fishmonger, a period of discovery living in Marseille, and a return to the hustle of London. Whether working as a postman, a builder, or competing as a county-level chess player, he was, above all, an avid reader—constantly documenting the world around him. This restless spirit continued into his professional life. Karl later taught in Bradford, where he ran a specialist unit for 244 of the most excluded students from across the region—young people whom even the local Pupil Referral Units could not accommodate. Working alongside his old friend Malcolm, Karl spent his days navigating the volatility of Bradford's most aggressive and dysfunctional teenagers. Throughout his life, Karl has been an avid runner and has always shared his home with a rotating cast of beloved dogs and cats—companions who have been constant witnesses to his work. As a writer, Karl's range is as expansive as his history. He works across a wide breadth of genres, including fiction and short stories, autobiography and memoir, biography, non-fiction, and metaphysical writing, as well as providing sharp commentary, opinion, analysis, and essays. Whether writing about his years managing the Harrogate Arms or offering insights from his current adopted home in South East India, where he lives in a simple village with his dog, Bambi, Karl's voice reflects the full, untidy, and deeply human breadth of life. He continues to draw on the rich, decades-long tapestry of his experiences to tell stories that matter, proving that no matter where you live, the human story remains the same.
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